The Tears Keep Falling (If you read it...comment!)

Only This Dreadful Silence
Broken By The Tapping Of Keys
The Static From A Broken TV
And The Sounds Of Me Sobbing.

The Tears Keep Falling
As Happy Memories Fill My Head
Memories Of Us Together Way Back When
Makes Me Cry Every Night.

This Pen Keeps Writing
As These Keys Keep Typing
They Keep Going, Documenting
Everything We Once Had.

Heroin: (If you read it...comment!)

Nicotine-stained fingers
And pearl necklaces.
Sitting in this motel room,
Shes looking for escape.

Long greasy black hair
Cigarette dangling from ashy lips
Waiting in the alley,
For her to bring him money.

She shivers in the cold
And pulls her coat tighter
Walking through the streets
To forget about life.

He coughs and stands up,
Ashes falling off of his coat,
He pulls a baggie out of his pocket
And looks at her expectantly.

She digs into her pocket
And pulls out a few crumpled bills
Whats leftover from her nights work.
She hands it over just to get high.

Without remorse he takes the money
Disregarding the tears in her eyes
He walks away from her
Leaving her in the street sobbing.

At home she pulls out the tarnished spoon
Dumps the baggie onto it
And begins heating the powder.
Until it dissolves into liquid.

She takes a look at the needle
Rusty and overused
Before it punctures her skin.
This was the last time...she would ever see light again.

When Rocks Get High: (If you read it...comment!)

WHEN ROCKS GET HIGH
THEY CAN FLY TO THE SKY
THERES NO STOPPING THEM WHEN THEY ZONE
AND TURN INTO A ROLLING STONE.

WHEN ROCKS GET HIGH
THEY'LL PICK A FIGHT WITH POPEYE
THEN YOULL SEE A BEATEN ROCK
GET HIT ALL THE WAY TO BANGKOK.

WHEN ROCKS GET HIGH
THEY SAY BYE-BYE
TO THE REAL WORLD
AND ALL THEIR HAIR GETS CURLED.

WHEN ROCKS GET HIGH
THEY EAT PIE
ALOT EVEN THOUGH
THEY HAVE NO PLACE FOR PIE TO GO.

WHEN ROCKS GET HIGH...
JUST SAY GOOD-BYE
MR. ROCK IS GOING SOUTH
CUZ HE PUT TOO MUCH ACID...IN HIS MOUTH.

Purple Penguins: (If you read it...comment!)

ColinTheUmbrella: purple penguins cannot fly
ColinTheUmbrella: they cannot fly to the sky
ColinTheUmbrella: theyre purple and white
ColinTheUmbrella: oh what a site
ColinTheUmbrella: these purple penguins are
ColinTheUmbrella:
ColinTheUmbrella: purple penguins can swim fast
ColinTheUmbrella: how long does their breath last?
ColinTheUmbrella: no one really knows
ColinTheUmbrella: quite a while...i do propose
ColinTheUmbrella: one penguin was as big as a car
ColinTheUmbrella:
ColinTheUmbrella: purple penguins are the best
ColinTheUmbrella: with their big white chest
ColinTheUmbrella: i love them a lot, i let everyone know
ColinTheUmbrella: michelle knows that they do not blow
ColinTheUmbrella: these purple penguins...they are loved.

Clown: (If you read it...comment!)

a rainbow wig
laying in the street
the painted face swollen and big,
has just been beat.

the styrofoam nose
is laying somewhere unseen
hes laying in a crude pose
because i liek to be mean.

he tries too hard
hes not funny at all
he looks liek a 'tard
and the stilts dont make him look tall.

so i beat his ass
right in the street
the jail time will pass
for the clown. i. brutally. beat.

Old Man, Young Man: (If you read it...comment!)

Old man,
Why are you sitting there?
Up on your porch,
With your viagra in the air.

Whistling at the girls,
As they pepper spray your ass.
The smoke from the joint twirls,
As you blow it out your mouth with sass.

Young man,
Why are you so dumb?
You're asking stupid questions,
Why did you come?

As for the chicks,
Well...now that I have my pills,
I hope they like dicks,
Because I'm going to ride them into the hills.

Elephants: (If you read it...comment!)

Why Oh Why?
Would An Elephant Eat A Mouse?

Is It Because,
He Wants To Be As Large As A House?

He Already Is,
Quite Quite Large...

Any Bigger,
And He'd Need A Barge,

To Get From Home
To The Store,

Or From His Bed
To The Front Door.

So Why Does He Feel
The Need To Eat

A Small Rodent,
He Could Kill With His Feet?

Is It Because Of The Need
To Feel Big?

Or Does He Really
Want To Be A Pig?

How Pirates Got Herpes Back In The Day: (If you read it...comment!)

Way back, in 1692
There was a pirate bold,
Whos name I never knew,
But to me, this story was told.

One bright sunny day,
After sailing ten miles,
Under the sun, the pirate crew lay
Out on the deck, on top of some tiles.

One man said ARRRR, im feeling gay,
And another said,
Well, thats ok
Let me take you to bed.

So off they went,
Let me tell you,
And six hours they spent,
Doing the wahoo.

Now one of the men,
I shant say which,
Told the other right then
"One time I banged a bitch...

"This bitch was dirty,
I knew that but,
She was awful flirty,
And into her my manhood cut.

"Now after we were done,
She told me
Hey hon,
I've got the HERPE!

"Then I was scared silly
That I may have got the disease
That made my willy,
Look like swiss cheese.

"I went to the doc
He told me what I feared,
I would have a bloddy cock,
That at which women leered.

"So I went on my way
And to spread this ill,
I became a gay,
To further herpes still.

"Now my friend,
that you have this condition
Go out with this disease and send,
It to all of your friends by shagging without permission."