Old man,
Why are you sitting there?
Up on your porch,
With your viagra in the air.
Whistling at the girls,
As they pepper spray your ass.
The smoke from the joint twirls,
As you blow it out your mouth with sass.
Young man,
Why are you so dumb?
You're asking stupid questions,
Why did you come?
As for the chicks,
Well...now that I have my pills,
I hope they like dicks,
Because I'm going to ride them into the hills.
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