Thursday, May 24, 2012

Happy Memorial Day, Walt Disney

The last time Mickey Mouse had sex he contracted AIDS...
He went home to Minnie, he had to explain...
She sat down at the table, with a glass in her hand...
Asked him, "What?" He told her to understand,
"I fucked a man, he came in me, I tried it once, but it came to be,
I have a virus inside me, a virus I say, it's here to stay, and it won't go away."

Minnie Mouse stared at Mickey...
She threw the glass at his head and lifted her skirt...
Pulled out her gun from inside her cunt and said, "This will hurt."
The little bitch shot that two-timing fuck in the head.

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